Made from willow
branches harvested from your back yard and decorated with mini pumpkins
and gourds (from your own garden, of course!)
IN A CAN"
Because, of course,
you are such a good housekeeper that there are none in your house!
Of course you must
have the obligatory garlic cake and jalepeno icing.
punchbowl, hollow out a good sized pumpkin and add equal amounts of orange
juice, pineapple juice, gingerale or Seven-up. Float an assortment of
Gummi worms on the top.
assortment of finger sandwiches (not real fingers, mind you!). Only use
the freshest vegetables for your fillings (cucumber, watercress –only
the best!). Have one of your assistants pick these from your garden
beforehand (Remember – no straining!).
cabbage leaves and run them through your Mirtha Stuwort home laminating
machine. You then cut out the holes for the eyes. Wear a green trash bag
with some holes cut out for your head and arms.
slices of dried carrot and radish to a plain ordinary (whats that?) mask.
Wear baggy clothes and walk with an attitude.
a top which accentuates your (Canadian, that is) hooters.
Wear your glasses and carry your laptop over your shoulder. Have a
container of garlic cupcakes with jalepeno icing to give out to trick or
A Seed Into A Thimble".
the Tail On The Seed Queen".
(Use a fresh carrot for the tail!)
Tater, Who’s Got The Tater?"
(Use cooked potatoes. After the game, have your guests dance on them to
"Monster Mash" - saving you precious kitchen time otherwise
spent mashing them.)